Top 10 Dad Jokes


Whether you’re a Daddy’s Girl or not, every Dad has some cracking jokes. Some may be absolutely ridiculous and others may actually crack a smile. Every Dad is different and so is every joke. To celebrate Father’s Day, we asked all the Dad’s at HQ to tell us what their favourite joke is. The rest of us, then rated each joke on a laughter scale of 1-5. 5 being hilarious and 1… not so funny.    

We would love to hear your jokes. Maybe your Dad has some of the best jokes in town, or maybe he has the worst jokes you have ever heard. Either way, we want to hear them! Tweet us your best Dad joke now at @RareLondon and we will ask HQ to tweet back with a laughter scale rating! Think you’ve got the ultimate Dad joke? Let Rare be the judge…


Kevin – Head of Ecommerce

“I asked the kids if they wanted a takeaway for tea. They said ‘Do they Deliver?’. I said, no but they do lamb, chicken and fish.”

“What do you call a dinosaur with tiny eyes? Do-you-think-he-saurus.”

Fred – Head of Operations

“What’s the difference between people from England and people from the UAE? People from England don’t like the Flintstones but people from Abu-Dhabi do.”

“What is the most common owl in Britain? A Teat Owl”

Albert – CEO

“Did you hear about the man who invented the shovel? They say it was a groundbreaking invention”

“A ham sandwich walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bar tender says ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here'”

Enrique – Head of Warehouse Operations

“Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.”

“5/4 people admit they are bad with fractions…”                      

Carlos – Warehouse Worker

“What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1”          

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day.”                         

Derek – Warehouse Worker

“I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said ‘thanks’ so I said ‘don’t mention it’”.

“What’s Orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.”                          



    So if you think you have a better joke than our HQ Dads, just tweet us your joke and we will rate it on a scale of 1-5! We can’t wait to hear your joke! 😂😂


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